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Scientists have revealed a link between high
calorie fast food and world-wide growth in Web-potato diameter. |
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Within three years, millions of mouse cords may
be too short. |
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As Web surfers have become greater and greater
consumers of information, the same has been true for greaseburgers, fries,
and Jolt. |
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Pizza deliveries are up 315%. |
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Placebo enchiladas. |
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Virtual caffeine. |
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Electronic cheeseburgers. |
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RealTaste. |
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Campaigns involving slender young models have
not proven effective to date. |
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Culinary education is a must. |
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Must develop sense of dietary political
correctness. |
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Reduction in chair failures. |
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Increase in virtual fitness. |
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Highly wired community. |
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Remember: Your body houses a computer. |
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Treat it carefully for minimum down time. |
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